TUI- Texting Under The Influence
Nothing good ever comes from drunk-dialing.
As if waking up to the pain of a thousand sledgehammers doing a Tommy Lee drum solo in my head wasn’t bad enough, I was appalled when I checked my phone log this a.m.. Oh boy…real bright move there . About as bright as Alaska in December. Really, that wasn’t me talking. It was my buddy, Jose’. You know, Jose’ Cuervo and his senorita,Margarita.
Why are we so compelled to invite everybody in the address book to come out for a drink because we’re having such a great time, and to reconnect with exes and friends from junior high when we’re intoxicated? Like car keys, cellphones should be handed over to a designated texter at the start of a night out involving alcohol.
However, I can laugh this off. So what if I got drunk and fell out of the stupid tree, hitting every branch on the way down. I didn’t wake up with any new tattoos or piercings and my panties weren’t inside out. A little loss of dignity never killed anybody, but I’d still like to know where this bump on my forehead came from…lol…
It’s nice to be able to laugh again and I seriously needed the night out. Thanks, Jose’.
Cinco De Mayo 2008
(……notice the cellphone in hand……)
I didn’t know you knew Jose and his wife Margarita too. What sweet people they are. Glad to hear you are heading back in the right direction, although with you I not quite sure what direction that is. By the way, to answer your question of “How much I bench”, the trick is to always add 50-75% more to the actual amount. What are they going to do, come by the gym and ask me to prove it. I usually say in the 400 range depending on my mood and how much I want to mess with the guy, it may climb to 495. Have a great sober day. Your friend, Jeff
djquad said this on May 7, 2008 at 11:31 am |
yea i bench two of you jeff and throw chris on for some drop sets
A said this on May 8, 2008 at 12:56 am |
You’re all talk, Mr. A …. all talk…
lilmisschris said this on May 8, 2008 at 12:58 am |
Wow,
new friends??? ha! Actually, I am sure the Cuervos are very old friends that know you better than most!! Sounds like you had a great time!! XOXO
Cindy said this on May 8, 2008 at 5:12 pm |
A note from Afitnessconnection.com Adam is not a slavedriver :0)
afitnessconnection said this on May 9, 2008 at 6:11 pm |
No? Then why the whip? Nevermind…..I don’t want to know. Freak.
lilmisschris said this on May 9, 2008 at 7:18 pm |
always carry a whip~
A said this on May 10, 2008 at 11:07 am |
Then you need to either whip me sober or be around to take my phone away next time I’m hangin’ with Mr. Cuervo.
lilmisschris said this on May 10, 2008 at 11:13 am |
aight cracking the whip wheres my bloggin girl?
A said this on May 12, 2008 at 9:38 pm |
luv it when u talk dirty….
lilmisschris said this on May 12, 2008 at 9:41 pm |